Weapons of Mass Distraction Hoodie

Forget nukes.
The real danger?
24/7 news cycles, scrolling thumbs, and six hours lost to conspiracy rabbit holes and bird videos.

Introducing: Weapons of Mass Distraction
The hoodie that acknowledges you know what's going on... and are absolutely looking the other way on purpose.



• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.