Smart Enough to Stay Quiet

You’ve seen things. You’ve connected dots. You know where the bodies probably aren’t buried.

But you’re not here to talk.

The shirt for people who:

Know how many birds are fake
Keep a backup of the Zapruder film in a lunchbox
Silently mouth “I knew it” every time something weird happens on the news

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide