Anxiety Nightlight

Finally: a controlled, slow-burning stick of wax that smells better than your last relationship.

This candle doesn’t just smell good —
It’s a slowly melting stick of quiet judgment that watches you spiral from across the room.

Comes with:
A built-in countdown to either relaxation or mild panic

Smells like Christmas Morning Chaos

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US