Smart Enough to Stay Quiet Hoodie
$49.47
You’ve seen things. You’ve connected dots. You know where the bodies probably aren’t buried.
But you’re not here to talk.
The hoodie for people who:
Know how many birds are fake
Keep a backup of the Zapruder film in a lunchbox
Silently mouth “I knew it” every time something weird happens on the news
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
But you’re not here to talk.
The hoodie for people who:
Know how many birds are fake
Keep a backup of the Zapruder film in a lunchbox
Silently mouth “I knew it” every time something weird happens on the news
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!