Hydration or Hypnosis?

Finally — a shirt that asks the real question:
Is it dental care… or soft-core mind control?

The Fluoride in the Water tee is your stylish way to say,
“I drink bottled water and know things.”

Because when the government adds something to your drink on purpose, the only sane response is to put it on your back and walk away slowly.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US